Jose is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle laying in the street.
Suddenly, out of the bottle comes a Genie. Jose is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."
Jose begins thinking, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me piss tequila."
The Genie grants him his wish.
When Jose gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila.Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So, he takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.
Jose yells to his wife, "Consuela, Consuela, come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall and Jose takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink it.
Consuela is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. And the two drink and party all night.
The next night Jose comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the tequila is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and Jose comes home and tells his wife, "Consuela grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink tequila." His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
Jose begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Jose, why do we need only one glass?"
Jose raised the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle!!"
Suddenly, out of the bottle comes a Genie. Jose is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."
Jose begins thinking, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me piss tequila."
The Genie grants him his wish.
When Jose gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila.Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So, he takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.
Jose yells to his wife, "Consuela, Consuela, come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall and Jose takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink it.
Consuela is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. And the two drink and party all night.
The next night Jose comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the tequila is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and Jose comes home and tells his wife, "Consuela grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink tequila." His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
Jose begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Jose, why do we need only one glass?"
Jose raised the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle!!"
